Jokes regarding Sardars

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.Frnd: Y?Sardar: Got upper berth.Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will bthere............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody was thereA SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the FormHe hed gone to DELHI for filling up. U know y?FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec awomen gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.Sardar-why r all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.again twins & named Max & Climax.Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeralfunction, suddenly all relatives beat him why?. He said "SMILE PLEASE"Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits onthe branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've beenpromoted as branch manager."Sardarji standing below a tube light with a openmouth................. WHY?because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHESARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U knw Why?Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"salready raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.Santa! Your daughter has died!Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floorAt 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!At 25flr:I'm unmarried!At 10flr:I'm Banta not santaA Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked:How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"llapply NEXT YEARSardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at eveningnot in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM notAM".Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"